Did you know that wearing make-up can cause your face to get infested with mites? Okay, so I’m starting to sound like The Daily Mail here and clearly trying to find a reason to justify my make-upless state, but it’s true.  Kinda. A book I won on Twitter, 100 Most Disgusting Things On The Planet, [...]

Dear females of the human species, it has been brought to our attention that there are several faults with the WomanKindBody500.  We apologise for these problems and assure you we are doing everything in our power to rectify these faults in our newer models.  We urge you to make the following changes to your WomanKind Body500 to restore them [...]

The following conversation took place recently at a burger joint in Finnish. ‘Can I have a cheeseburger meal and a portion of chicken nuggets, please?’ ‘Anything else?’ ‘Oh yes, I’ll take two of those juices.  Can I have a raspberry and an orange?’ ‘We don’t have any raspberry left.’ ‘Okay, I’ll take two oranges.’ ‘Anything [...]

A video of me stuffing marshmallows in my mouth. In case you missed that, those tagged are: Josie at Sleep Is For the Weak You can see Josie’s pathetic very brave attempt here.  And then her husband, Ant, stepped up and really raised the bar.  11 HUGE marshmallows and Vegemitevix who did a very good [...]

Before two operations, pieces of wire sticking out of my finger and agony. After Can you see difference?  No, me either.  But it gets better… This is now the closest thing to a fist I can make. Oh, and it’s still too painful to write with and every time I accidentally knock it  I feel [...]