Heather The Home Wrecker
That’s me, that is.
In the none-sleeping-with-someone’s-husband-kind-of-way.
It just came off in my hand, Your Honour, honest.
Seriously *shakes head* I don’t know my own strength.
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Remind me never to invite you over! lol
I know, breaking things left right and centre. It has had the happy effect
of stopping the children being able to play in my bedroom now though! Yay,
it is safe once again!
oh aye, I’m stronger than a strong thing, me.
Whoa, way to go. You don’t just bend metal, you snap clean through it!
but can you fix it? I am interested to know who is the ‘fixer’ in your house? in mine I would be putting the new handle on, whilst hubby cooks the dinner!
Yup, that would be me. Probably whilst making dinner.
Oops! I’ve been known to have butter fingers. However, you seem to have some kind of supernatural strength! Do you come out at night to save the world, dressed in tights and a cape by any chance? Have you tried blowing? Maybe you could blow that ash cloud away?
Oh no! How did you manage that? Do you possess secret Uri Gellar like qualities I wonder?
There’s a tag for you over at mine if you’re interested. x
it is disturbing. I admit I was in a bit of a strop when I slammed the door
but I didn’t think I slammed it THAT hard! Maybe I ought to get myself a
cape…am not wearing my kickers over my tights for anyone though, sorry.
Perhaps I have secret abilities that only come out when I’m in a bad mood.
I did slam it in a strop. shall come over soon x
My house is full of things like that ! My main kitchen halogen spotlights haven’t worked for months (I do need to shag an electrician, note to self, stop dating management consultants and comedians and date someone useful for a change)
I jest, I need to employ a handyman to fix all the stuff we’ve broken
Lol, we have one of those but he is 8! Jen.
Age about 15 I slammed our neighbours back door so hard that it smashed the glass, I then went home to tell my mum and banged our back door shut with my hip, and … can’t believe I actually did this…
smashed ours as well. Not one of my best days…
Ooh I am reading this on WordPress – nicely pulled together Mrs!
oooh, you found me! *waves* am getting there slowly. Was hoping to have the place ready by today but it has been way more stressful than I anticipated.
Welcome to the world of plug-ins – have fun!
There are just too many of them! lol
Tee-hee-hee. I knocked the toilet paper holder off the wall the other night, so I feel your pain. Hubby was not too happy, either.
ha ha, glad it isn't just me doing these things.
Wow, love the new blog. That looks like a cheap handle… or are you the incredible heather hulk?
Thank you. The handle is…well…yeah probably quite cheap. and old. lol
Hello from Sunny California. I just stumbled across your blog, and I have to say it's fantastic! I'm so glad to have found it. I've been laughing out loud for the past few minutes now (good thing there's no one around to hear). The sex toy post was hilarious. What a supermarket, huh? I mean, we're quite liberal here in California, but I have yet to see anything like that near the frozen food section. Peace.
Hi Michelle,
thanks for stopping by and glad I've kept you entertained
It is quite an
interesting place to live, that's for sure