Fame At Last and Magnificent Trousers
I know what you’re thinking, it’s about time the world recognised my talents and started beating down my door demanding me to write hilarious anecdotes for widely read publications. Funny, I was just thinking the exact same thing.
Lucky then that the lovely London City Mum is far too slack, ahem, busy to write her blog for The London Standard this week and has asked me to do a guest post for her. Naturally I had to check my busy diary, but did manage to squeeze her in between lunching with the Beckhams and opening a swanky new restaurant in Soho*.
Please go over and have a read and leave me a little comment over there, it would mean the world, really.
And, especially for London City Mum,who regularly posts pictures of the badly dressed she sees around London, here are the most magnificent pair of trousers I have ever seen.
* I may or may not have just made that up.
I'm Heather, an ex expat, now back in blighty and living in Lancashire. Which is just like Lapland only less snowy...and stuff.
OMG – does he store his fish in there? Now if ONLY he also caught the tube he would make it on to my Top Ten list.
You are too kind my dear. And now I must get back to my *cough* work. Waiter! More wine please for the lady.
LCM x
Loving those trousers. Are they skin tight?
Great article, well done hon.
I wouldn't have minded his attire if he had been David Beckham…Now that you are at the top, can you get me a randez-vous with him please? Ciao. A.
as I said over there too – I would put Speedos int eh SAME category as Lycra
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Thanks for coming by during Naomi's guest post – hope to see you again!
Swati
Good skills lady – as ever loving your work and them is some mighty fine pants. I commented and posted a linky to the video on your last post to share the fabulousness of your odd life!
I really really wanted to ask him about the trousers but he caught me taking his photo and gave me a Paddington hard stare so I scuttled off.
maybe that's it, maybe he just has really deformed legs and has to have them custom made to fit…
thanks my love
oh sure sweety, I'll send you his number. Although I defy even David Beckham to look good in these…
Hi Swati, thanks for stopping by and thank you for leaving a comment over there. I think Speedos ought to be outlawed, there really is no need.
Ah you're a super lady, thank you very much xx
It's in times like these you have to adopt the 'be prepared' boy scouts motto: have some cards printed that state in fancy lettering
Heather Fancymadeupsurname – Photographer to the Stars
Private work undertaken
All offers considered
No job too small
And pop that in his fishy hand.
Impressive. Almost pantaloon-like. Without the lacy hems, perhaps.
Hmm I can see very real advantages of big trou like that. You could hide a small child, for instance, or like a camel you could store water, or food. I think you underestimate the validity of his unique fashion statement!
which does the beg the question, just what did he have stuffed down there?