Mummy, what would happen if a crocodile ate my hand?
I guess you’d have to have to have a hook like Captain Hook.
That would be cool. But then how would I write?
You’d have to write with your other hand.
But I can’t write with that hand.
You’d have to learn.
No, I can’t.
Oh, well then you’ll have to never write again.
Mummy, I don’t want a crocodile to eat my arm. I would be very sad if I couldn’t write.
Okay sweet, now finish your cereal and let’s get ready for school, eh?
Only if we don’t have to see any crocodiles.